What do you do and why do you do it?
I work as credit analyst for an automotive company; more in details, I do unuseful excel and powerpoint files, until someone will discover their uselessness
What’s the worst job you’ve ever had and why was it so effing bad?
My worst job was to be the driver for a woman (without driving licence) that wanted to go to IKEA and wait for her. I've spent five hours waiting for her in the self service of the mall, and for three years I haven't been so brave to come back there.
Were you born and raised in Milan? If not, where did you grow up and what brought you to Milan?
I was born in Como, and I moved to MIlan in 2003 to go the university and then I started working here
What’s your current hood in Milan and what’s the best/worst thing about it?
I live in Isola district. the best thing of this district is that there's everything you need. the worst part of it is that still there's people that sometimes want to go in a district different from that.
What kind of music do you listen to and what kind of music do you absolutely HATE?
I love indie, rock, electro music. I hate metal.
You’re broken hearted - what tracks does your heartbreak playlist consist of?
a full album of "The Album Leaf" is enough. if there's still space, I'll put a record from Radiohead.
Name the best TV shows of all time, and what makes them so good?
LOST. nothing has been like that.
Name some spots in Milan that are good for a Tinder date.
Which public figure would you want to see “roasted”? (every public figure is fair game).
every racist politican/party
Where do you buy those fabulous clothes of yours?
What’s the area/ spot in town you’ll never be caught dead in?
Maybe in a church.
Where do you go in Milan for a casual night out?
navigli / isola / sarpi, just doing bar-crawling.
What’s your choice of transportation in Milan and why?
Bycicle. because I spent most of my time, for working reason, into a car. or illegal taxis, if I've got to go on the other side of the city.
What are the Milan spots a first-time visitor can’t miss?
A night walk from Navigli to Isola, between Colonne, Duomo, Scala, Castello, Gae Aulenti.
What are the Milan spots tourists should run from screaming?
Every restaurant with a waiter that is pushing to convince you to enter
Tomorrow’s your last day in Milan. How do you spend it?
Running. eating. searching for the best mojito in town and for a concert in town.
What’s your favorite vacation city in the world and why?
Tokyo. I mean, have you ever seen it??